So, quite a long time ago, there was a village. It wasn’t a large village, nor was it small. But that didn’t matter either way because the village was often times terrorized by a group of monsters. There were about four or five of these beasts, and each of them were large and terrifying, and made of wood and stone.
They lived in the large mountains surrounding the village, and because these stone and wood beasts lived in the mountains, most of the people dared not venture into the territory that they knew these beasts roamed in, for fear of being killed or severely injured.
There was one girl however. She wasn’t too young, wasn’t too old, she was just the perfect age, that had always been curious about the monsters. She didn’t know why, but there was something about them that caught her interest. She’d never seen them ever in her lifetime, but she’d heard so many stories that she was quite interested to know more about them.
Once upon a time, there was a lovely little Prince who was born to two lovely parents in some far-off kingdom somewhere. But little did the baby Prince know, was that his mother wasn’t actually the Queen of this kingdom, and that she was actually some kind of common street prostitute, and that his father was some jerk-ish Norwegian, who, when found out that he was harboring an illegitimate son, did nothing to stop the kingdom rulers from stealing him away from his rich life and forcing him back into the life of his mother, who lived the life of a common street whore.
A long time, there was a family of very powerful wizards who decided that they wanted to have a child. They didn’t care if it was a boy or girl, just so long as their child possessed magic, and would be able to carry on their wizarding family’s name.
So immediately the two powerful wizards got to work and in a short amount of time the woman gave birth to not one child, but two. Both were handsome young boys who she decided to name William and David.
From the day these two children started to grow up the two wizards taught their young children magic, but of course it didn’t take very long for them to discover that while David was a very powerful wizard, William didn’t possess any magic at all.